Piers Morgan Calls For Police Investigation into Joe Biden

President Joe Biden was criticized by Fox News Tonight guest host Piers Morgan for “literally nibbling” on “a frightened young girl” in Finland this week before being compared to Hannibal Lecter.

He said: “Welcome back to Fox News Tonight. How’s your day going? I only ask because it can’t be going quite as badly as the president of the United States, who was caught nibbling on a frightened young girl during his trip to Finland.”

“How does he keep doing this? Why does he keep doing this? You think he’s Hannibal Lecter or something?” 

“It’s creepy.”

“It’s weird.”

“It’s definitely unpresidential.”

“And as Tomi Lahren tweeted earlier today, it looks like he mistook the girl for an ice cream cone.” 

“Well sadly this isn’t the first time the commander-in-chief has gotten a little creepy and invaded other people’s personal space.”

“What is he doing with that young kid?” 

“Literally nibbling her.”

“I hate to even say it because it sounds so weird.”

“He’s the president.”

“The thing is, even if it was his own grandchild, right, you’d still think it was a bit weird.” 

“The fact it’s some random person that’s standing there with their kid.”

He slammed the mother of the child for getting her phone out to take a photo:

“I wouldn’t be getting a phone; I’d be getting the police.”